SureFoot HelmsPrivate Case File: The Aliens Are Amongst Us
Copyright © Jarmo Koskinen, 2009
Regis & Kelly,
By now you should be over the shock of knowing that you are blood relatives. Yes, Kelly … Regis is your long lost father! As I explained in a previous email, you are ¼ Borg …. Your mother, Seven of Nine, many years ago beamed Regis aboard her star ship and … well that’s how you got here. Okay … don’t sweat the small stuff. After all we are all in a sense aliens in that the chemical elements that make up our bodies came from “out there!”
You both might need some more proof. Okay … consider your statures … both of you are close in height. And have you ever compared your noses? Regis you’re a reasonable man … okay, enough said! The problem isn’t that the aliens are amongst us. It’s the damned deception and all the games. After all there’s a lot of room on our planet but earthlings don’t like to be played. That’s where a private eye like me comes in.
Here’s an alien
update. The aliens are targeting not only
Here’s another freebie. You have also probably seen the Geico commercials featuring the Gecko. He’s one of their most revered front men. The naked salamander is certainly easy on the eyes and very glib indeed! Don’t be taken in. The Gecko is really an alien who worked his way up the ranks and my sources claim his mission is to dominate the insurance industry. Hey … his cousins clearly appeared in “The Men in Black” series. For some reason their kind don’t like to play dress up like humans. Also don’t be fooled by his “British” accent. This Gecko is a smart alien reptile who learned to speak English, British style. It’s part of his put on charm.
So I’m still
available for hire … but I don’t simply sit
around eye balling my inbox or waiting for the phone to ring. I’m very
demand … but I think my services are well worth my pricey fee.